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Favorite films

  • Lost Highway
  • Blue Velvet
  • Eraserhead
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Heat

    ★★★★★

  • Presence

    ★★★½

  • The Nest of the Cuckoo Birds

    ★★½

  • Charade

    ★★★★½

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  • Adult Swim Yule Log

    Adult Swim Yule Log

    ★★★★

    Just sit back and relax, light up a log, and allow the warm glow of the Fireplace to take you in.

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★★

    Those Cruise/Kidman/Kubrick couples therapy sessions must have been wild.

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  • A Canterbury Tale

    A Canterbury Tale

    ★★★★

    Life goes on for a bucolic British village during World War II in this drama/mystery from Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger. Everything seems cozy and quaint in Chillingbourne but there's a underlying darkness to it all, from the local children and their elaborate wargames, to the serial gluer of women who has been stalking the streets. As beautiful as anything Powell & Pressburger made in color, with some jaw-dropping chiaroscuro during an early nighttime sequence.

  • Flight Risk

    Flight Risk

    ★★

    Flight Risk sets the tone almost immediately by having cops toss Topher Grace onto a cum covered motel comforter, and later features prison-rape-obsessed Barky Mark Wahlberg shitting himself. Now that Redbox is kaput I reckon we'll be seeing a lot more of this Lionsgate DTV dreck on the big screen. Then again, I laughed a lot. Cast and budget aside, should be a dollar rental but Flight Risk is a Mel Gibson film* and it's 2025, baby!


    * I got a ticket for One of Them Days and snuck in because while I am able to separate art from the artist, fuck nazis

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    The cinematic equivalent of that very specific childhood dread you'd get when your parents left you home to go out for dinner: that they might die in a car accident and leave you alone.

  • Clock

    Clock

    ★★★½

    Come for the pregnancy horror, stay for the Jewish guilt.