The greatest tirades of verbal abuse are contained within this treasure-trove of profanity and politics, leading to one of the greatest 'catastrof**ks' in history.

Here are some classic examples of the dialogue:
- "In the words of the late, great Nat King f**king Cole, unforeseeable, that's what you are."
- "Why didn't you say? He asked you. F**k, of course, that explains it. If he'd asked you to f**king black up, or to give him your PIN number or to shit yourself, would you have done that?
- "Does that not fit within your purview, Marie Antoinette? Why don't you just scuttle off back to f**king Cranford and play around with your tea and your cakes and your f**king horse c**ks. Let them eat c**k!"
- "Have you ever seen a film where the hero is a builder? No, no, because they never f**king turn up in the nick of time. Bat-Builder? Spider-Builder? Huh? That's why you never see a superhero with a hod!"
- "Shut it, Love Actually! Do you want me to hole punch your face?"
- "Don't get sarcastic with me, son. We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat f**k. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your f**king throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny."
- "His briefing notes were written in alphabetti spaghetti. When I left, I nearly tripped up over his f**king umbilical cord."
- "Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat f**k!"
- "What, is this a f**king speed date? Just get on it, piggy!"
- "You wouldn't believe an inanimate room can scream. But it WILL! There WILL be plaster!"
- "Where do you think you are, some f**king regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some f**king Jane f**king Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse c**k!"
- "Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as f**king boring as you. You are a real boring f**k. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, C**T!"

And, of course...
- "I am afraid you are nothing but a useless piece of S star-star T."