Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Jan 2025

  I don’t know why I keep rewatching this film, I must have a thing for cum slurping in bathtubs

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Jan 2025 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Should’ve cast Armie Hammer, mate wouldn’t even be acting

Recent reviews

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  Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  “And thank you for such a… happy meal,” he says after eating a McDonald’s Big Mac

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jan 2025

  A few days back a friend asked me my favorite movie, and I replied with call me by your name.

  He searched it up only to find out it was a romance between two male characters.

  He began to laugh.
  “Real men would never watch this,” he said.

Popular reviews

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  It's What's Inside 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Jan 2025

  So fuck on that, bitch!