Scumbalina

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I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet

Favorite films

  • The Call of the Sea
  • Systems Research
  • Busted Babies
  • The Blue Hole

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  • Crank

    ★★★★★

  • Black Angel

    ★★★★★

  • Grease

    ★★★★★

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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  • Active Volcano

    Active Volcano

    What the HECK. Merry Christmas.

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  • Invidious

    Invidious

    ★★★★★

    Deuandra is the Ghost Who Haunts The Painting.

    I like to think about her hanging out at her Mom's house staring at this 80's print that's been a fixture of the hallway near the bathroom for 24 years; a lady in long gloves concealing her face behind a wide brimmed hat - half way to salon art, soft Patrick Nagel energy. I can see her dreaming up her own supernatural stendhal syndrome horror scenario with herself as the mysterious salon…

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  • Crank

    Crank

    ★★★★★

    Did Crank invent Hyperpop cinema?

  • Black Angel

    Black Angel

    ★★★★★

    One of the more magical feeling films I've seen in this Semi-Arthurian Dark Fantasy genre. John Boorman was apparently obsessed with it and made the cast and crew of "Excalibur" watch it to understand the aesthetic feel he was going for. Richly atmospheric, understands that cinema is language and speaks volumes with nothing but it's very essence.

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  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I've seen this movie many times but not until this most recent viewing did I realize that Sarah Michelle Gellar is a beam of light, like a sunflower, an angel, a Precious Moment. A perfume counter girl with high-waisted denim shorts and cigarette affixed silver fingernails. Her chase scene is poetry in motion. The death of a beauty queen, tragic like an Opera. She runs and she runs. She breaks glass, she crawls out of a car window belly down,…

  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    ★★★

    I could watch a whole movie just about the people who work at the hotel.