Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Descent 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Aug 2020 26

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i like movies where the only man dies a few minutes in

Recent reviews

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  Demons 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Directed by bava and produced by argento? Oh you know it's gonna bang

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  Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Need to pull a vampire with my suicidal tendencies so bad

Popular reviews

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  Juno 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2020 3

  i aspire to be on the same level of i don't give a fuck what anyone thinks that juno is on

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  The Book of Life 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2021 7

  i lost it when manolo started singing creep it was so random