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Johanne Sacreblu "El Musical" 2025
Didn't understand a word of this but hell yea brother Emilia Perez found dead in a ditch
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The Brutalist 2024
It's difficult to articulate why this didn't fully work for me. The performances and direction were solid but the story felt like a rather stock deconstruction of the American Dream, one that rarely surprised or engaged me. I'll take this over an Emilia Perez win in any category however.
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Emilia Pérez 2024
Impressive! A musical with zero (0) good songs!
If Selena Gomez gets nominated for an Oscar for this performance I am keying the Academy's cars
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The Holdovers 2023
There's a handshake in this that feels more overwhelmingly warm and emotional than most hugs I've seen in movies
