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I like Fictional Worlds better than ours.

Favorite films

  • Little Women
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Remember the Titans
  • Avengers: Endgame

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  • Juror #2

    ★★½

  • This Is the Zodiac Speaking

    ★★★

  • Back in Action

    ★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★½

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★

    There's before "Bones and all" and there's after "Bones and all".

    Fuck, I love movies! And I love Film Festivals! This is the best cinema-experience I've had since Endgame: The Theater was crammed, not a single empty seat, people laughed, people clapped, people walked out on three different times in the movie! I've never witnessed walkouts before, turns out It's super fun!

    Also if I had a nickle every time a movie added a but-cannibalism-edge to one of the typically…

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    There is a joke here somewhere about Renfield and Roman Godfrey, but I don't think I can pull it off...

  • Red One

    Red One

    ★★½

    Pretty whatever, but Krampus' Theme fucking RULES

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  • The Magic Flute

    The Magic Flute

    ★★★★½

    Listen. Did I go to (what I didn't realize was) the world premier of The Magic Flute, wearing my No Mourners, No Funerals-Shirt? Yes.

    Did I smile like an Idiot every time Jack Wolfe put on his Doe Eyes and said something even remotely Wylan-like, as well as every time Iwan Rheon did something fun and harmless, but especially when he sang about being eaten by dogs? Also yes.

    Did my emo heart bleed Mozart for two hours? Ding, ding,…

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J

    ★★★★

    "When I’m alone, I’m with the person that tried to kill me. It’s kind of a creepy feeling sometimes, but it’s also a nice feeling. It gives me a nice kind of confidence sometimes. Because I used to care what everyone else thought of me so much. It was all I cared about. And I don’t anymore. And I don’t, because I can honestly say: What is someone gonna do to me that is worse than what I would do…