Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights 2004

  ★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  Pretty sure the lead actress is a robot

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  Alone Together 2022

  ★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  That was a really long McDonalds ad

Popular reviews

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  The Strangers: Chapter 1 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Where to begin?…
  For starters I can’t believe this uses the tired old “our car broke down so now we have to stay somewhere scary” trope. The script feels like it was written by a two year old. The one-dimensional characters make stupid decisions and utter even dumber dialogue. You couldn’t care less about them, their story or what happens to them. And I’ve seen better acting in high school plays. 
  There’s absolutely no suspense or tension. 
  This movie took…

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  Lifeforce 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  A refreshingly original and unique take on the vampire legend while still holding true to the lore we all know. It’s a perfect blend of sci-fi and horror; featuring some of the best, most eye-popping and fun practical effects you’ll only see in 80’s films. This one sucked me in and held my attention until the apocalyptic end.

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