cherry has written 790 reviews for films during 2022.
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Slaughterhouse Rock 1988
BALLER title sequence and immaculate 80s vibe but it just fell completely flat somehow?? who would've thought a movie about a haunted jail and demons would've been so BLAND
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The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992
SUPREMELY upsetting that Pepe the King Prawn wasn't in this. Yeah he hadn't had his Muppets debut yet and Gonzo is OBVIOUSLY my favorite but STILL!! He makes me giggle whenever I see his stupid little body and I missed him </3
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10 Things I Hate About You 1999
IT'S MY BESTIE SUN'S BIRTHDAY!!!! THE VERY BEST USER ON THE ENTIRE SITE OF LETTERBOXD BABY!!!!! watching some of her favs while I wrap my presents <3 <3
Also wish HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW PLEASE!!!!! -
Street Trash 1987
PLEASE what the fuck was this
(I wanted to lick the goo when it was blue I’m sorry)
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My Dinner with Andre 1981
Wallace dreading the dinner and going through the motions of conversation only half-comprehending what’s happening and by the end of the night realizing it got the trivial things off his mind and he had a good time…. BASED!
I don’t think I’ve ever praised a movie for being mundane with an especially long-winded character before, but there’s a first for everything I guess?
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Terrifier 2 2022
THANK FUCK I DIDN'T SEE THIS IN THEATERS!!!! Jesus Christ Damien, were you too busy jacking off to your torture scenes to write some good dialogue? Or scout out actors that belong somewhere other than the Lifetime Network? And for the love of god, if you have a tenuous grasp on writing, what makes you think you should be directing and editing too???
Absolutely shocked that he broadened his horizons enough to include men in his extensive torture! For that…
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D.E.B.S. 2004
Amy sleeping in blue eyeshadow, The Cure playing during a break-in, AND gay women in the early 2000s without it being a joke or horribly offensive?? What a BITCHIN film!!!
And I'm not afraid to say it: Dominique is the perfect example of what these francophile coquette girlies WISH they could be.
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The Abominable Dr. Phibes 1971
Vincent Price is an overdramatic schemin dude with an immaculate costume and set design and I ate up every second of it <3
Also the opening was ABSOLUTELY the coolest shit ever. I doubt any other movie opening is gonna satisfy me like that for a while </3
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Revenge of the Nerds 1984
sloppiest casting ever what the fuck do you MEAN Gilbert wasnt pulling?? He’s literally a babe??????