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Recent reviews

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  The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run 2020

  ★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2020

  Tumbleweed Keanu bumps this up a full extra star.

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Aug 2020

  I double-dog-dare you to coherently explain what actually happens in Tenet. But damn if it ain’t a spectacular thrill ride all the same. (So what I’m saying is that it’s a Chris Nolan film)

Popular reviews

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  A Kid in King Arthur's Court 1995

  ★★½ Watched 31 May 2020

  The extra half star is for Daniel Craig’s pageboy haircut. A man’s gotta eat, I guess.

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  The Smurfs 2011

  ★★ Rewatched 01 Mar 2020

  I’m the father of a 7 year-old Smurf maniac. I’m surprised I was able to hold off showing him this movie for this long... I’m expecting a visit from Child Protection Services any minute now.

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