it’s midnight and i’m walking around
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here’s a little christmas gift from me to y’all! my shortest movie yet, and the first one i’ve made where the sequence of these shots is not just the order in which i shot them.
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The Beast 2023
“don’t be paranoid or, worse, sentimental.”
white jazz fatal millisecond obliteration. nothing like coming back with a buzzer beater pick for movie of the year. kinda like after last season.
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Happiest Season 2020
“i don’t have any secrets, but i am an ally.”
kinda the most psychotic and stressful and upsetting christmas movie i’ve ever seen. genuinely made me feel stressed and tight in the chest and gave me a headache. at the very least 60-75% of the season in this is not happy at all, and the rest of it is still just baffling and almost incoherent. the amount of interpersonal insanity and madness in this is on the same level as…
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Love, Simon 2018
“yeah, maybe not that gay.”
goddamn do his friends really fucking suck, but even if this wasn’t one of the ten movies i got out of a $5 mystery bag of blu-rays at disc replay, this is cute!
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MaXXXine 2024
“quite a pathetic scene, isn’t it?”
not even that i’m really a huge fan of x and pearl, but like can we get ti west a dementia test or something? because i didn’t even think to consider it a possibility coming off the heels of those two films that the plot could be this completely, utterly lost. genuinely one of the most baffling excuses of a movie, nonetheless presumably (and at this point hopefully) the conclusion to a horror trilogy,…
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nothing, except everything. 2023
“where is all this coming from?”
the kind of work that i imagine (hell, hope) any young and aspiring filmmaker with any level of humbleness and/or self respect would be terrified of making—not only uninspired and vapid as an almost ai-generated, watered down clusterfuck of at the very least 20 movies that i’d rather be watching all overlayed at once than another second of this bullshit, a film with less than nothing of interest or value to say about life…
