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Harold and the Purple Crayon 2024
The Porcupine character looks like she could be a Chopped contestant. "My hair is crazy and colorful and so is my food!" she would say. Sadly, Ted would have to chop her in the second round after Geoffrey Zakarian finds a used bandaid in his rooster testicle stew.
No tits in this!
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River's Edge 1986
An all time fave. Every single line of dialogue could be sampled on Hardcore records. Crispin Glover is on another planet.
Yes, there are tits but they're on a dead body so we're not going to count it.
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Jingle All the Way 1996
Look I'm not gonna bullshit you here, this movie has NO tits. But what it does have? Arnold trampling old ladies and Phil Hartman turning up the sleaze to 11. And Sinbad!
This movie cooks, plain and simple.
