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The Holdovers 2023
This is maybe the best Christmas movie ever made, and if it hadn't been made so recently I think more people would be saying it. The entire Paul Giamatti throwing the football scene is one of the best paced, shot, and delivered jokes in film history, and it doesn't even have any fucking dialogue. Also, they shot this digitally. That's insane! It REALLY looks like film!!!
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Red One 2024
A fundamentally anti-human movie that takes everything about Santa Claus that stimulates the imagination of children and replaces it with a technohell business empire, where everyone who creates the magic of Christmas has the vibes of an employee of Meta, and jolly old Saint Nic has been replaced with a jacked old man who talks to children like they're being interrogated. Santa is fat and has a big white beard, he's not on HRT and getting his beard professionally trimmed…
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Mystic River 2003
I was a pretty sincere kid, who unknowingly had a fairly low opinion of himself. I tended to believe what people told me, figuring if someone said something authoritatively than they must be an expert on the subject. After all, who would I be too question them? I am the last person I would consider an expert on any subject. This feeling even extended to the media I engaged with: if a movie was made, surely it just be good,…
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This Is 40 2012
The universal experience of every forty year old: being a wealthy record label owner whose wife owns one of those boutique stores that pop up on Sunset or Melrose and promptly go out of business within a year.
