Nelsito Torres

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Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Abigail
  • Logan
  • Interstellar

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  • Scarface

    ★★★★★

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★★★

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★★

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

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  • Scarface

    Scarface

    ★★★★★

    I just keep watching classics then no longer wonder why they are considered classics 🤓🥸

    You guys wanna know what the most BEAUTIFULLY and perfectly fucked up part of Scarface is? (Spoilers)

    As much as a psychopath and terrible piece of shit human he was, Tony’s ACTUAL downfall came as a result of him being more of a moral human being than anyone else in that fucking movie alone. The dude who ordered Tony’s hit wanted Tony to bomb a…

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★★★

    “And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.”

    - The Bridge

    *Cue Peter Griffin “AH HE SAID IT!” meme

    This was gonna stay at 4.5 stars, but the final 20-45 mins of this movie give this whole saga its closure, point, and meaning, and doesn’t just further solidify it as action movie perfection, but STORYTELLING perfection too. Something I didn’t see the first time or expected from this movie. I am FLABBERGASTED this goes way beyond more than just…

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  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

    “You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece!”

    - Lieutenant Aldo Raine

    You can take the latter part of that quote, slap it on onto Quentin Tarantino’s name, and it still applies.

    But at this point, it’s HOW MANY MORE masterpieces does Quentin have to make!? Even with historical liberties taken, which who the fuck cares the bad guys still lost, Inglorious is intricate, TENSE, INSANELY THRILLING, BRUTAL, fun, stylish, hilarious, bloody, gritty, heartbreaking, satisfying, and…

  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained

    ★★★★★

    THE “D” IS
    MOTHER.
    FUCKING.
    SILENT. 😤😤😤

    More than 10 YEARS removed since I last saw this, and I was way younger and ignorant, YouTube short after YouTube short inadvertently got me into doing a RIDICULOUS (a near 3 hour movie!?) rewatch. I don’t dedicate much time to first time movies as much as I could or should, so doing this when I had even already seen a movie today is crazy lmao

    AND GOSH DANG do I not regret…