Might make a tradition of watching this instead of the Super Bowl. Also that pug is MY best supporting actor.

homie is impervious to gaslighting

WWE announcer voice: MAH GAWD, ITS AIP’S SIGNATURE MOVE — A ONE SENTENCE EXPLAINER THAT NUCLEAR EXPERIMENTS ARE TO BLAME — WITH FIVE MINUTES OF RUN TIME LEFT!!!

A horror movie for people who fear French teens.

this gave me an ulcer i wish it was twice as long

okay but these children are full tilt running in ski boots!! What was their damage pay????

Insane that in a three-way cunt-off between Fonda, Bardot, and Stamp, the latter clinches the victory.

Rating this low on principal bcs NWR appears to be using his influence at Mubi to put ads in the platform but also … who are we kidding about other modern movies not being ads?

Another baddie has lost her wings.

VAMPIRE PUPPET!! THIS IS WHAT TOLSTOY WANTED!!!!!!

So cool that Joe Pera time traveled back in time to narrate this

Dirk Bogarde, unironically: want a fag?