This movie is 99% trauma, 1% football, and 100% Noah Beck smirking like he just found out he’s the main character.

Every time Noah Beck said something serious, I half expected him to break out into a TikTok dance.

I’m convinced the only thing Sideline: The QB and Me needs to complete the perfect Wattpad trifecta is a scene where they kiss in the rain after a fight about feelings.

If you’re into Wattpad-level cringe with a sprinkle of Noah Beck’s brooding charm, this movie really hits the spot.