Matthew Noble’s review published on Letterboxd:
"Happy trails, Hans."
I started watching Love Actually for the first time this Christmas evening, and thought it was an unfunny, unstructured, annoying, cringe-inducing turd, to put it kindly.
So I turned it off after 27 minutes and re-watched Die Hard instead. Easily the superior Alan Rickman Christmas joint, and still arguably the greatest American action film of all time. Everything in it is perfect, and every viewing is an unequivocal joy.
Bruce Willis: saving our Yuletide since 1988.