• Back in Action

    Back in Action

    ★½

    Cameron Diaz lifts her arms up and then they cut to Jamie Foxx and her arms are down. They paid a lot of money for this.

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    I can't believe this was shot as a TV pilot. I would love to have been in the room when they screened it to see the executive vermin panic.

  • Ick

    Ick

    ★★★★★

    Aggressively and unapologetically fast. Doesn't care if you can't keep up. Wish more pop movies trusted smarter audiences like this.

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★½

    Silliest movie to win an Oscar since the Artist.

  • Red Rocket

    Red Rocket

    ★★★½

    How did Sean Baker know Simon Rex had a huge dick because the entire movie seems to build up to that moment.

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

    A masterwork. David Lynch will be forever.

  • Star Trek Into Darkness

    Star Trek Into Darkness

    ★★★½

    Some really cool camera moves in this.

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★½

    The church is so weird.

  • The Godfather Part II

    The Godfather Part II

    ★★★★★

    A cinematic masterpiece that not only stands as a stellar sequel but arguably surpasses its predecessor in depth and scope. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, this film is a dual narrative that brilliantly intertwines the rise of young Vito Corleone, portrayed with captivating intensity by Robert De Niro, with the tragic fall of his son, Michael, played with nuanced desperation by Al Pacino. A perfect movie.

  • Gravity

    Gravity

    ★★★★½

    I wasn't expecteding this to be a one shot movie but yeah it works.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★½

    Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula for dorks.

  • Ick

    Ick

    ★★★★★

    Fun throwback creature feature with insane soundtrack.