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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025 61

  Dogshit movie. Fucking awful.  But Karla Sofia Gascon was fantastic, and seems like a super cool person. Hope nothing bad comes out about her

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  8 Mile 2002

  ★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025 12

  Rap #1: *devastating insults, allusions to shakespeare*

  eminem: THATS RIGHT MY FRIENDS ARE ALL LOSERS

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024 87

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  you're laughing. Nosferatu has a mustache and you're laughing.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★½ Watched 12 Jul 2024 299

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Baffled by the near-universal praise. First off, the marketing team at Neon is brilliant. Every teaser, promo, early review gave an impression that THIS was the horror film of the year. I was filled with dread walking into the theater.
  Unfortunately, the movie is a lot of half-baked horror cliches propped up by art-house style. A perfect example of modern “elevated horror” done wrong. I wouldn’t mind the “mood over substance” nature of the movie if the mood were at…

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