• Hot Frosty

    Hot Frosty

    ★★★

    i wanna see his snow penis

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★½

    if there’s one thing nicolas cage hes gonna sing

  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy

    ★★★★½

    !!! there was a lot i liked about this and all i kept thinking about was how smart and fun it was and how realistic everything felt solely because they were stunt people which was just!! very enjoyable and awesome and i love movies!!

  • Dirty Dancing

    Dirty Dancing

    ★★★★★

    dad of the year verdict yes or no

    lemme dance like dat pls

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★★½

    fun!

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★

    So many great things but it kind of plateaued 3/4 into the movie. But so many great shots, and the opening sequence to this was one of the greatest tone setters i’ve seen in a movie. Zac Efron was great as many have said, but I really enjoyed Harris Dickinson! And i looovveeddd the title cards they incorporated.

  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde

    ★★★★

    the dog! elle woods! jennifer coolidge! luke wilson! ups guy!!! what a movie.

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when matpat showed up, that was the best part. wish there were more jumpscares

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    wow!

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★

    paul shvacado

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    golden color scheme, call that cymbalism

  • Pitch Perfect

    Pitch Perfect

    ★★★★★

    acascuse me (kenny said this was the greatest movies he’s ever seen)