• Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ★★★★½

    i have so many thoughts and i’m many vodka crans deep so get ready

    the title credits said thomas sangster and i was like awww cute ferb is gonna be here! then he was a BABBBBYYYYYYY

    the uk really doesn’t care about 9/11

    i wanna live like bill nighy lives in this movie like that’s how i talk

    top ten most painful moments of my life liam neeson crying and being a dad

    my google search during this movie was…

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    ★★★★★

    conrad and sally walked so the lorax and the onceler could run

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    the infinity war of scientists

    (oh my god there is so much more i could say but where do i even start, too many amazing things to talk about)

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    ken has impeccable music taste and i’m so happy poop dog was there

    this movie made me really emotional and i don’t think i can do it justice right now by trying to explain that and how important it was to me because i gotta run to my oppenheimer showing!!!

  • Who Killed Santa? A Murderville Murder Mystery

    Who Killed Santa? A Murderville Murder Mystery

    ★★★½

    Jason Bateman can do no wrong

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    (this is full blown film major nerdy analysis where i sound annoying so feel free to move on)

    “Can you hear the music, Robert?”

    Silence. A world of chaos and a breathtaking score juxtaposed by silent moments. That’s what I really paid attention to this watch through, was there anyone who couldn’t hear the music? It was as certain moments jumped out that a clear line was drawn, the power hungry mad men of the military could not. So focused…

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★★

    if i was the cinematographer for this i’d jerk off every night knowing i made some of those shots. just like-

    i mean. come on. jesus christ. such a fun watch in a packed theatre. and just wow!

  • Christine

    Christine

    ★★½

    every car guy i’ve ever known is exactly like this

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★

    crying shitting puking vomiting pissing

    i want a family like them :( but hey adam!

    anyways in all actuality i went into this with pretty low expectations but i was very pleasantly surprised and can confidently say this is one of the best things marvels released in the past few years

  • Hot Frosty

    Hot Frosty

    ★★★

    i wanna see his snow penis

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★★★

    wait why did it eat

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when matpat showed up, that was the best part. wish there were more jumpscares