Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wild at Heart 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025 2

  “Man, I had a bOner with a capital O”

  This is the only movie I’ve seen where Nic Cage looks remotely fuckable

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  David Lynch Cooks Quinoa 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jan 2025

  Surrealism be damned my boy could cook up a mean pot of quinoa

Popular reviews

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  Debt Collectors 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Nov 2020

  Miles ahead of its predecessor in terms of quality and enjoyment. Sure it’s a tad formulaic, a few plot contrivances, and Johnson’s retarded gun fight scenes, but it seldom retracted from my enjoyment of the movie. 

  I might’ve been too hard on the first one initially as I did enjoy the characters but despised the side plots that amounted to nothing in the grand scheme and the random stock footage of cows sprinkled throughout. 

  This movie cuts out the numerous…

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  Road House 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2020 2

  This movie’s a fun time. Fuck the haters