There is a better you. It’s inside. It’s calling you ugly. It’s clawing its way towards freedom.
There is a better you. You don’t deserve your life. You deserve only pain and suffering. Your body will betray you and you will look the same way you feel. You are a monster.
There is a better you. A you that cares about themself. A you that doesn’t self sabotage. A you that is confident.
The Substance rules. My…
Year: 2024 Ranked
Series: Transformers Ranked
When I was a little kid, my parents owned a tourist shop downtown. Just a few doors down was a small arcade called Fun Factory. It was a pretty shitty arcade, but I was a kid, so it was heaven. Anytime I had tickets to redeem, I would pick up army men. I had a lot of army men, and I loved to set up scenarios and act out battles. A few years later…
Forgot this was before Dog Man.
Doesn't have any sort of staying power in my mind. It's got really nice animation, the voice cast is still great, and it's a really fun side story, but it's also in one ear and out the other. Fun enough.
Maybe it is the fact that I am not an edgy teenager anymore, but being controversial and edgy for the sake of being edgy or as some convoluted attempt at humor isn't funny to me. And that is all this comedy special is. Dave Chappelle says something controversial or just really fucking shitty and people laugh. It isn't ever even a joke. Instead he just pretty much says "I don't like trans people" to thunderous applause.
He jokes…
A film from 1896 really just made me laugh out loud from a skeleton appearing below a man as he tried to sit. We truly do live in a society.
