puts the loco in locomotive

can't believe timon cheated on pumbaa with the genie

seeing that incredible opening credits sequence in incredible imax was, for lack of a different word, incredible

i, too, would find a way to have two young jeff danielses in my film

jesse eisenberg knows what he's doing and he actually knows too much so he needs to tone it down a bit

no offence to rogue nation but this was a step up in every conceivable way

when he's tall but also lowkey toxic

in new zealand it's january 20th, so happy birthday david lynch - i still haven't processed your metamorphosis, but i hope there's cigarettes, coffee, quinoa, donuts, cherry pie, 2 cokes, 2 cookies and a coke (phenomenal) wherever you've gone

did not expect to cry during the rambo movie but what i never saw coming was crying twice

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it's uncomfortable hearing them say the willy without the wonka

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