Botox Jones and the Uncanniest of Valleys.

Contender for the longest movie ever released. Somehow, Mangold was able to take everything fun about Indiana Jones and throw it in the trash. I don’t know how he made a time traveling, roman battlefield one of the boring climaxes I’ve seen. Almost fell asleep during the 22 minute WWII train opening.

Awful CG from start to finish. Younger Indy’s lifeless eyes and expressionless face stare through your soul.

Glup Shittos to all, and to all a good night.