• The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    Justice for Elisasue

  • Another Round

    Another Round

    ★★★★

    This one surprised me. Equally absolutely gut wrenching as it was uplifting. A very unique and stunning ode to teachers and parental figures, and a very unique approach to alcoholism and all that comes with it. 

    I also really need to know what happened to the dog

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ending was unsatisfying, would’ve rather it had stayed on the deranged serial killer with unlikely accomplice vibes 

    Thought bill Clinton’s performance to be subpar 

    Maika rules

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★½

    This could’ve been an email

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    Saw it again but in IMAX this time, and truly it gets better with another watch. My first watch I was thrilled and overwhelmed, unable to notice a lot of the small dialogue and fulfilling nods to small moments in the book. I’m so interested in how they’ll adapt Messiah

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★

    Finally watched this, so weird and fun and gross and appalling and exciting. Loved this and loved the ending

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Can say with confidence that this is the best film I’ve ever seen. Strong on literally every front. Absolute genius deviation from the book, specifically in relation to Paul’s premature tone shift into becoming the Messiah. Denis is a kid at heart with a deep love for science fiction, and we are so lucky to be able to see him utilize his well of passion for his craft. This movie makes me excited for the general direction of cinema as…

  • One Day

    One Day

    ★★★★★

    Fuck this

  • Maniac

    Maniac

    ★★★★★

    I just sat down to watch this again, and holy shit I forgot how incredible this was. A tragically creative look at the hilarious absurd nature of being alive. Could rave about this for awhile

  • Divergent

    Divergent

    I went back and watched these recently, and I dont know what insufferable bullshit I was on when I was 12, but these are truly terrible

    I love it

    story void of substance, stupid kid got too big brain to be confined by the government, wah wah mee moo zoo wee mama

    Theo James scares me

  • Society of the Snow

    Society of the Snow

    ★★★★

    I think this was really well done, a lot of depictions of this story have crammed the Hollywood effect into a very real tragic event that happened. Alive, Yellowjackets, etc. Not slamming those, but I think this movie really captured how scary this was, and how strong they were. This one sat with me for a bit. Insanity

    Also, some of those sequences were so creative, like to the point that I was unbelievably uncomfortable. Lots of innovative camera work to show how horrifying that whole endeavor was

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’m sorry but this is literally the plot of camp rock if camp rock was baroque gay porn with extremely stupid plot twists 

    Weak plot hiding behind how hot Jacob elordi is

    Strong performances from a few, shot super well, incredible set design and camera work, but extremely stupid story with shock factor dirt and tub incidents 

    Dumb!