• 28 Days Later

    28 Days Later

    ★★★★

    Was super confused at first cus this was the same exact plot of the walking dead. 

    but anyways. 

    love when a movie is super stylized like this, a product of its time.

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★★½

    ℝ𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕕,
    𝕍𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖,
    𝔽𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕖.

  • The Addams Family

    The Addams Family

    ★★★★

    didn’t realize fester was the woodsman in over the garden wall

  • Addams Family Values

    Addams Family Values

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    like if debbie wasn’t set out to kill fester, the addams would have accepted her into their family… she just wanted to beef with everyone.

  • Addams Family Values

    Addams Family Values

    ★★★★

    why did the reuse 2 different shots?!?

  • The Age of Adaline

    The Age of Adaline

    ★★★½

    yo its the guy from haunting of hill house

  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers

    ★★★★½

    review number one: where did paul mescal get those earrings 

    review number two: oh my LORD

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

    Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

    ★½

    child kolbie did not appreciate (or understand) all the film references in this movie…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Seeing this in theaters made me smile the entire time.

    here’s some thoughts:

    It’s kinda crazy how little Peter and Gwen interact before he tells her he’s spider-man… 

    How did no one else see Peter’s face when he was chatting with the police chief.

    Every time the credits roll, I have to laugh cus the first this you see is “Directed By: Marc Webb” It cracks me up every time. like do you think he was like, “with a last…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★★★

    I can’t believe he told Gwen to shut up that one time omg

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★★

    Hehehe webb get it?

  • American Fiction

    American Fiction

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    LOVE establishing he’s in boston by having him hold a Dunkin cup. 

    I tried to write out my thoughts on this film, but after debating what to say for 10 mins, i’m just gonna say that i was GAGGED at the dead dad gun joke. the whole theater lost it