Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Ryan Reynolds is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Ryan Reynolds an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Deadpool, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Ryan Reynolds would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves The Proposal, Turbo, The Croods, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and Ted, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities The Hitman's Bodyguard and Green Lantern, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Ryan Reynolds turn white. Ryan Reynolds is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Deadpool means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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