• Ghost Rider

    Ghost Rider

    “Wow, that was fucking wonderful”
    -Jimmy

  • Carlito's Way

    Carlito's Way

    I was really rooting for him

  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    A lot of stuff that happens in this also happens on It’s Always Sunny

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai

    ★★★★½

    Kikuchiyo’s sword was so bad ass

  • Daredevil

    Daredevil

    ½

    I’m just glad we have the Netflix show now because this shit is no good

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

    I need the donut lord sweater

  • Batman: Under the Red Hood

    Batman: Under the Red Hood

    ★★★★½

    Batman calls Jason everything in this movie except his son

    What an asshole

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★½

    Baby Bright Beak is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

    Matt Berry also plays a beaver, which is funny on so many levels

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    My only take away from this was that if I tell a good joke I should reward myself with a cig

    Also this movie had a shot with my college in it and that was not appreciated 

    But yeah sorry to anyone who paid to see this because what a fucking nightmare 

    Also Gotham is not in New York State

  • Another 48 Hrs.

    Another 48 Hrs.

    Terrible title but accurate

    It’s literally the same movie again but with no sauce

  • 48 Hrs.

    48 Hrs.

    ★★½

    I really wanted to root more for their inevitable friendship but Nick Nolte’s character is really racist and a bad cop and frankly just an asshole

    Eddie is hilarious though 

    I loved seeing all the Warriors actors pop up

    This movie was also beautifully shot

  • Bad Boys: Ride or Die

    Bad Boys: Ride or Die

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Reggie finally got his day in the sun. So happy for him

    Also Will Smith what’s up with your hot ass son Armando? I was sad to see him go