John the critic

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Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • tick, tick... BOOM!
  • Jurassic Park
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    ★★★★½

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    ★★★½

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★

  • Cloud Atlas

    ★★★★★

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  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The purest form of WTF cinema out there.


    I in light of watching these films with my friends have started to grow a taste for films that just don't feel real. With that I have gotten a desire to watch more from these directors that I realize I have loved so much. Filmmakers like Michael Bay, blarz letterman, Robert rodriguez and many more. Dark of the moon relates to this cause It's a film I think is the perfect start…

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    ★★★½

    One of the biggest surprises I have had in my movie watching life.


    I watched both this and dark of the moon with my best friends back to back and I can safely say that these films and Michael Bay in general get to much hate. I was floored by this film being as insane and yet beautiful as it is.


    To start off the directing is genuinely incredible. I don't know This film like the first is filled with…

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  • Coming Out

    Coming Out

    ★★★★★

    So I thought I might update you all today in light of recent events and I want to say I'm scared of what's to come. But that fear has kinda given me the courage to do this. Knowing that they will get a rise out of me doing this. Thought greedy messed up horrible politicians all just eager to strike me down. It gives me the desire to just pass them off so here goes nothing




    Hi, I'm Jonathan
    And I'm bisexual
    Thank you for your time

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ( Warning: suicide is mentioned and discussed)


    Yesterday something happened and I want to dedicate this review to it


    Lilly and I did not get along all the time but much of the time we remained respectful and nice to each other. We had many debates on film and what it means to all and it was always nice to see her. I always respected her as a critic and a person because she always had a love for film.…