couldn't explain the plot if I tried but what the hell, sure

do NOT watch this while sad, it will make you feel WORSE!

I love the beginning so much and I'm forever mourning what the rest could've been like a very personal loss

first order of business should've been shaving those horrendous sideburns

I've been a mother of four since the day I discovered this movie

nicole kidman and I apparently share a few kinks and some of those scenes were too personal

I fucking love religious horror, give me more!!!! feed me!!!!

that promo video of maika monroe's heartbeat the first time she saw nic cage as longlegs still crosses my mind at least twice weekly by the way

the tale seduced me, bill skarsgård astonished me, robert eggers' cinematography enchanted me, lily-rose depp and nicholas hoult astounded me, the theatre staff and fellow movie-goers feared me...

did they get the jackass crew? DID THEY GET JOHNNY KNOXVILLE?

I'm so far up dominic sessa's ass that's best friend

oh happy birthday the absolute love of my life. there's nothing I can say about this movie that I haven't already said but it is and forever will be so incredibly dear to me. I cannot believe my thirteen year wait ended two years ago?!