JayShmoney

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Favorite films

  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Catch Me If You Can
  • A Streetcar Named Desire
  • Face/Off

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  • Wolf

    ★★

  • Light of Day

    ★★½

  • Terrified

    ★★½

  • Model Shop

    ★★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    Might have been a 5 if Nosferatu didn’t look like Jim Carrey in Sonic.

    I’ll be honest, my enthusiasm for this film took a slight hit when it was announced Anya Taylor-Joy was being replaced but that was quickly put to rest when it was clear Robert Eggers went God mode shooting this. It always shocks me when a new movie actually looks like a movie. And it turned out Lily-Rose Depp came through anyway fully committing to the making silly faces shtick

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★½

    So disgusting and disturbing I had to walk out 125 minutes in

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  • Wolf

    Wolf

    ★★

    25% Wolf Man
    75% Book Publishing Man

  • Light of Day

    Light of Day

    ★★½

    Not nearly as fun as an 80s movie with Michael J. Fox and Joan Jett playing brother and sister in a rock band sounds.

    There are some insane lines of dialogue in this one. Enjoyed it more than my rating though

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  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★★★

    If there were quarter ratings I’d easily give this 3.75 but I’m rounding up cause I absolutely loved 85% of this. It’s definitely personal bias cause there’s definitely a number of writing issues but it’s one of those cases where a movie tackles a bunch of things I love and am super interested in. Had no idea this was going to be a neo noir thriller so as someone who loves anything noir that was an amazing surprise. If you’re…

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

    Every time I watch this I just want Caesar to live a happy life with James Franco and his dad but it never happens

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