Kraven the Hunter

Kraven the Hunter

I knew I was in for an experience when the movie actually starts with the dialogue exchange of
"You're the hunter?"
"Yeah but you can call me Kraven"
followed 15 minutes later by a kid getting mauled by a lion. The vaguely racist fortune teller lady (not to be confused with the vaguely racist guy from Madame Web). Kraven's superpowers are portrayed so similarly to Madame Web in editing it just kept making me giggle. The guy who fucking LOVES counting is also a highlight, his special gimmick is he counts to three and then kills you, and he does this every single scene he's in. I think Kraven had a hunting related one liner every like 10 minutes. The acting was some of the most stilted and lifeless I'd normally say "in a while" but Madame Web was only a few months ago. Some of the action is kinda fun so it saves it from being ENTIERLY unredeemable. I think in terms of the ironic enjoyment scale it's better than Morbius but worse than Madame Web. In terms of objectiveness it's the best of the 3 because it's only a 2/10 instead of a 1/10!

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