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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  If I had never watched the original, I probably would have thought this was a solid thriller. Tldr; just go watch the better in every single way Danish version. 

  Just a side note before I pan, James McAvoy was excellent as always and Ant was particularly good for a child actor. I literally love McAvoy so much, he is outstanding, but it seems like he rarely does films that are worthy of his talents. 

  The og Speak No Evil was…

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  Amber Alert 2024

  ★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  “run!” *Walks really slowly upstairs*

  Thanks for showing how incompetent police are. I had no clue this director was remaking their own movie?? This kind of reminded me of when you’re in a dream and you are trying to stop the monster but for some reason you can only flail your arms through jello. It was an enjoyable watch overall but felt like a student film, idk if it was my tv but i was really straining to see half…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Yes i’m an eggershead but this was the best movie i’ve seen all year. The feeling of human powerlessness against dark omniscient forces…. in theater, watching this was suffocating and overwhelming in the best way. it conjures a perfect atmosphere and I was gripped beginning to end. Bill Skarsgård and Lily Rose Depp were simply unbelievable and I can’t wait for Skarsgård’s next monster.

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  Hagazussa 2017

  ½ Watched 11 Jun 2021

  if you ever wondered how something can masquerade as feminist but fall into the same pitfalls it critiques, all while generating the same level of intrigue as sorting junk mail while being stuck in traffic, look no further! What really gets my GOAT is that this is compared to the witch. I feel for the lead because she was really doing her best.

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