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Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Scream
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • The Thing

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  • Companion

    ★★★½

  • Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    ★½

  • Fright Night

    ★★★★

  • The Lords of Salem

    ★★

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    An Arthurian acid-trip detailing the ambiguity of what it means to be a hero; The Green Knight is a gorgeously obscure tale. Relying heavily on atmosphere over pacing, the film presents a unique take on a classic story. I always find myself intrigued by Barry Keoghan’s bizarre presence. I found the vagueness of Gawain’s character really interesting, as well. Is he a hero or a coward? Does he truly seek honor? Nothing is what it seems in this fascinating visual production. Best film I’ve seen in 2021 so far.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    I can’t explain it but Duncan Idaho is both the best name ever and also the worst.

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★½

    63

    “Oh yeah, that guy’s fucked.”

    Feels like Ex Machina wrapped in a fun horror skin, with a touch of Ready or Not. I went in pretty blind for a little solo Sunday matinee while the wife was out, and had fun with the direction this took. Jack Quaid is firmly in his wheelhouse, playing either ‘quirky, nice guy’ or ‘quirky, secretly sketchy douchebag’ with no in-between. He crushes that role. Hilarious that he was shamelessly blasting Iris by the…

  • Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    ★½

    28

    Pretty much exactly what you’d expect from a January action movie—a lifeless, unnecessary sequel that drags for nearly an hour before anything resembling excitement kicks in. Heist movie with zero juice. Severe drop in adrenaline from the first film. A few cool shots here and there that ultimately don’t amount to anything memorable. Even the product placement is baffling—lingering on a bottle of Cîroc like Diddy didn’t just have the most insane year ever. I’ve already forgotten the plot, yet somehow, they still had the nerve to set this up for another sequel.

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  • X

    X

    ★★★

    Is it really a slasher movie if they don’t stop at a sketchy gas station in the middle of nowhere at the beginning?