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  • Alita: Battle Angel
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • The Long Day Closes
  • The Long Gray Line

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  • Spirited Away

    ★★★★★

  • The Tales of Hoffmann

  • 1941

  • You've Got Mail

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    Sam Levinson you fucking hack fraud. LEGO is a brand. They make bricks, sets, and minifigs (that’s lingo for minifigures). When describing them as a collective noun, the plural is simply LEGO.
    “That’s a cool LEGO collection”.
    “I love building LEGO sets”.
    “Sorry, Lord. LEGO is too expensive to buy regularly. You can only get your favorite toy ever once a year on fucking Christmas”.

    I understand the overwhelming urge to say “legos”. I used to be in that position…

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

    “He built all of me. Except my core, that’s mine.”

    “And did you tell her who you built that body for?”

    “This body… it has the power I need. I feel a connection to it I can’t explain. This could be who I am.”

    “Your core was designed to interface with this type of body.”

    “And that’s why I will never unite you with this body”

    “It’s the adaptive technology of the Berserker body. The shell is reconfiguring to her…

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  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★★★

    The magic of Miyazaki’s worlds works on multiple levels. Yubaba’s telephone is a chattering skull; Zeniba’s sentient lamppost pogos around on a single hand; paper spies, soot slaves, and spirit trains complete with neon ghost billboards. But, also, Haku convinces a diddering, unmoored Chihiro to eat by lying, telling her he put a spell on the food that will return her strength to her. (Silly Chihiro, that’s what food does.) While the narrative density of the film—the ever-changing nature of…

  • I Know Where I'm Going!

    I Know Where I'm Going!

    Elemental. It'll be hard not to think about this one every time I hear the wind blow. Half Sloop John B, half 'Til I Die.

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation

    ★½

    Sofia Coppola you fucking weirdo.

    I was really looking forward to this.

    Lost In Translation takes a look at a blossoming love affair between 2 Americans isolated in Japan. My problem with this is that I found the depiction of Japan and of Japanese people by the film to be, how do I say, dogshit. Like half of the film's runtime is Bill Murray making fun of the fact that the Japanese people don't have perfect English pronunciation while completely…

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★½

    Somebody get this bitch a Xanax