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All of the “reviews” from 2021 and before are shit.
(they still are)
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The Royal Tenenbaums 2001
“Why did you try to kill yourself?”
“Don't press him right now.”
“I wrote a suicide note.”
“You did?”
“Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness.”
“Can we read it?
“No.”
“Can you paraphrase it for us?”
“I don't think so.”
“Is it dark?“
“Of course it's dark, it's a suicide note.” -
Palm Springs 2020
I googled Andy Samberg right after I finished this and found out he’s like, 41. In 2028 Andy Samberg will be 50. Something just doesn’t feel right about that.
