Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Village 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Feb 2025

  the plottwist hits you full in the face 
  literally no time to breathe 
  never have i ever been pinned to bed and demanded the plot (emily smh)
  JOAQUIN PHOENIX MWAHHHHHH

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  Squid Game 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  is it okay for the front man to be my favourite character 
  low-key had me rooting for him (him and gi-hun are endgame <3) it’s giving enemies to lovers 
  IF THEY KILL OFF THE MUM AND SON
  the way my mum would whoop my ass if I entered her in for another round 
  was not expecting the random English from thanos but I’m here for it 
  stop because why did they make the police officer so FOIN

Popular reviews

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  Smile 2022

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025 5

  Bit longwinded 
  good plottwist at the end however 
  THEY KILLED THE CAT NO

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  Dog Gone 2023

  ½ Watched 29 Dec 2024 5

  the director had a dog and a dream 
  are you hungry…for NOTHING
  the dog should press charges for indecent exposure

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