• Schindler's List

    Schindler's List

    ★★★★★

    i could have got one more person out. i could have got more. i don’t know. if i’d just… i could have got more.
    oskar, there are eleven hundred people who are alive because of you. look at them.
    if i’d made more money… i threw away so much money. you have no idea… if i’d just… 
    there will be generations because of what you did.
    i didn’t do enough!
    you did so much.

    powerful. undoubtedly one of the best…

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    ★★★½

    meh

  • A Different Man

    A Different Man

    ★★★★½

    oh my friend, you haven’t changed a bit.

    please watch this instead of watching the brutalist. sebastian stan’s performance was so fucking good and i’m glad he’s getting so much awards recognition for it, though adam pearson deserves it just as much as stan does. i love the cinematography and the screenplay is so superb. i am BEGGING you guys to watch this! it’s so, so worth it.

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★

    i really, really wanted to like this. i went in absolutely blind- no trailers, no summaries, no reviews, nothing. and i liked about 50% of this 215 minute epic. the first act was a smooth, solid ride, one that had me hooked by the intermission. and even though the second act quickly derived into an in-cohesive mess. i felt as if it had undone every emotional beat it had hit in the first act, leading to an ending that was…

  • Watchmen

    Watchmen

    ★★★★★

    holy shit. i liked this more than the comic AND the movie adaptation of the comic.

  • The Lovely Bones

    The Lovely Bones

    ★★½

    ending pissed me off and i will never look at stanley tucci the same way ever again. and why were half the visuals similar to a shitty windows screensaver? at least saoirse was good.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

    i love that emo hedgehog. also the first act was extremely poorly paced. but hey, i love that emo hedgehog. and tails. and jim carrey.

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★★★★

    the “it’s raining men” fight scene alone makes this one of the greatest movies ever made

  • The Grey

    The Grey

    ★★½

    my dad: oh look, he’s okay! the trees are breaking his fall!
    [dermot mulroney falls forty feet off a cliff and starts coughing up blood] [dermot mulroney then gets dragged away and eaten by wolves]
    my dad: oh i take that back.

  • Persuasion

    Persuasion

    ★★★

    this had the worst cinematography i’d ever seen in a jane austen adaptation, and yet it’s still probably better than the 2022 netflix version.

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

    i don't think they want to hear what i want to play.
    who's they?
    you know, the people who decide what folk music is or isn't.
    fuck them, i wanna hear you. go track some mud on somebody's carpet. make some noise, b.d.

    timotheé i will get you that oscar myself. this was so electrifying, and had me thinking “FINALLY! a modern music biopic i actually like!” def go see this. 100% an oscar’s contender this year. james mangold i believe in you once again. and by god, do i love joan baez.

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

    i love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. i love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. i love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like i’m nuts. i love that after i spend the day with you, i can still smell your perfume on my clothes. and i love that you are the last person i want to talk to before I…