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  Review by amaya ★★★★ 9

  realizing my favorite kind of conflict in movies are those who could easily be resolved by a threesome

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  Review by gal pacino ★★★★ 5

  admire how successful this is at being so many different movies at once:
  ~a paranoid parable about how quickly distrust can unravel the closest-knit friendships 

  ~a lyrically edited and claustrophobic crime story that knows exactly who/what to focus on in order to stay engaging (the protagonists’ turmoil and NOT the detectives’ investigation ... who CARES about procedurals! not danny boyle thank GOD)

  ~an elusive fantasy about being twenty-something and able to afford living in a huge beautiful apartment in the city with your roommate ewan mcgregor whom you just performed one of the all-time intimate acts with: corpse burial 

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  Review by eleonora by edgar allen poe ★★★½ 5

  can't believe ewan mcgregor was out there lookin like THAT in 1994 and my useless ass wasn't even born yet. What's my damage

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  Review by amanda ★★★★★ 1

  ewan mcgregor as alex:
  me: so true king can i have your number

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★½ 4

  This all could’ve been avoided if they had just let the dorky ginger kid be their roommate

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  Review by eely ★★★½ 11

  Is christopher eccleston hot or is it just the glasses please send help

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  Review by amanda :( ★★★★½ 2

  i need to die misunderstood

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  Review by mikki ★★★★★ 1

  if ewan mcgregor wanted to kill me and steal all my money i would simply let him

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  Review by Vivian ★★★★½

  every single outfit in this is A Look

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  Review by liam f ★★★★

  the moral of the story is to never let your friends peer pressure you into dismembering a human body

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  Review by aaron ★★★★

  ewan mcgregor kiss me on the lips challenge

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  Review by dana ★★★★ 1

  elon musk build a time machine so i can travel back to 1994 and run my hands through ewan’s hair challenge