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  Review by Ben Lane ★★★★★ 2

  So when's Criterion picking this up?

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  Review by davidehrlich ★ 54

  Less funny than the average cat gif and approximately 1,000 times as long, the astonishingly stupid “Nine Lives” is too fluffy and frivolous to be the worst movie of the summer, but it might just be the laziest. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld (“Men in Black”) and written by one of the finest algorithms money can buy, this derivative story about the very secret lives of pets is quite possibly the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs. “Cat’s don’t care about you,” begins the film’s opening voiceover. Judging by the 89 minutes that follow, people don’t care about you all that much either.

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  Review by DirkH ★ 9

  House of Cats.

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  Review by megan ★ 4

  but what did kevin spacey ever fucking do to deserve jennifer garner

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ½ 12

  I'm really not sure what to say

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  Review by single white femalien ★★½ 29

  men would be so much better if they were cats

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  Review by Wesley R. Ball 15

  Mee-wow! The fact that Nine Lives exists and received a generally wide release in 2016 is an accomplishment in and of itself, but even the very fact that it got past the idea stage in the condition that it's in now is cause for celebration. This is true ingenuity at work right here, the combined efforts of China and France bringing together the forgotten 90's Hollywood headliners that were Barry Sonnenfeld, Kevin Spacey, and Christopher Walken to bring together a film that really should have been released at the very least ten years ago. I'm actually glad that this film has been bestowed upon audiences now, it's the purrfect example of what can happen if you never give up on…

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  Review by Eli Hayes 4

  make it stop
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  Review by MovieFella ★★★½ 1

  So all this time that Kevin Spacey in House of Cards was in a coma, he was been inside a cat's body

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  Review by Buddy O ★★★★★ 5

  Kevin Spacey as a talking cat? That automatically makes it movie of the year.

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  Review by Dan 2

  Martin Scorsese is shaking omg

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  Review by William (SpaceTree Studios) 4

  30 million dollar Door Dash commercial