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  Review by clarerey ½ 22

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  CRIMES COMMITTED IN THIS MOVIE:
  -the terrible wigs with too-short bangs they put tessa in to show that time has passed 
  -the sheer number of drone shots of portugal 
  -the sheer number of clips from PREVIOUS AFTER MOVIES??? 
  -it is revealed that hardin has done the “i bet you i can take her virginity” thing MULTIPLE TIMES???
  -it is also revealed that hardin SENT AROUND a video of him having sex with his ex in HIGH SCHOOL??? and when he reunites with her she….FORGIVES HIM AND HELPS HIM GROW???
  -Hardin makes his best man speech at his brother’s wedding about himself 
  -Hardin proposes to tessa AT his brother’s wedding after not having seen her for two years 
  -SHE SAYS YES???
  -CUT TO its christmas like 5 years later and they have multiple children??? 
  -harry styles mentioned

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  Review by Liam Kinghorn ½ 4

  Hardin putting on a white shirt is some of the best character development I've ever seen.

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  Review by gracepicone ½ 4

  For Tessa only being in 30 minutes of this movie they were able to: 

  - put her in a sex scene 
  - make her cry 
  - put her in a bum ass wig 
  - and a heinous outfit

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  Review by MC ★½

  they should get a restraining order against each other

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  Review by miisa ★★ 8

  maybe harry styles should play u

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  Review by who the fuck is Nika ½

  I think the moral lesson here is that if you ruin multiple people’s lives it’s ok as long as you go on a vacation, drink a smoothie, and draw a heart in the sand.

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  Review by ooxxooXoXXx ★

  Men will literally write two books instead of going to therapy

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  Review by Ash ½ 6

  I wish Hardin died when he stuck his head out of the car, hereditary style

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  Review by kirsten hoàng ½ 4

  i am finally free from this god-forsaken franchise that i voluntarily chose to watch myself.

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  Review by leap ½ 2

  ”you can’t just talk about our…souls” 

  HAD TO PUT A HAND OVER MY MOUTH TO STOP LAUGHING.

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  Review by Ashton ★ 2

  the collective gasp our theatre let out at tessa’s finale wig reveal

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  Review by Jeremiah VanderHelm ½ 5

  Look, we joke, and I laughed my ass off, but let’s break this one down. This is a story about a man who pressured his girlfriend into making a sex tape then shared it without her consent, thus ruining her life and causing her friends and family to shun her, then showed up at her place of work five years later and looked sad long enough that she naturally not only forgave him but started to fall for him again, only for him to turn her down and take her forgiveness as a sign that he’s ready to go back to the woman he’s been obsessing over and harrassing via text the whole time, who broke up with him because…