Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Frankenstein 1931

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2022

  When he chucked that girl into the pond, I knew this was at least a 4 star.

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2021

  Does Casablanca or Citizen Kane have a vampire baseball scene? No, no they don’t. They don’t have what is arguably…wait, no, non-arguably the greatest scene in film history.

Popular reviews

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  Valerie and Her Week of Wonders 1970

  ½ Watched 12 Apr 2019

  I am really conflicted about this movie.

  Damn, this was a gorgeous and intoxicating film.

  But I can't support this.

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  Bacterium 2006

  ★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2020

  Stray Musings:
  
  Very low budget. Terrible, yet fun effects. Terrible acting. Terrible script. Strangely endearing and entertaining. Quality dialogue like:

  "You're shitting me? You gotta be shitting me? You're shitting me! Are you shitting me? Yeah I know the place. But you better not be shitting me"

  Worth a watch if you like super low budget horror schlock.