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Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Before Sunrise
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Lady Bird

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  • Henry Danger: The Movie

    ★★

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

  • Se7en

    ★★★★★

  • Vincent

    ★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    "You have to–"
    "CONTROL... YOURSELF!"

    This is the one film I knew I couldn't miss in the theatres and I'm so glad I didn't because I had such a fun, disturbing, gut-wrenched time watching this. The Substance takes the idea of beauty standards and ageism in Hollywood and turns it into an extremely grotesque body-horror masterpiece. Demi Moore gives an outstanding and career-defining performance as Elisabeth Sparkle. Every scream, every line she delivers, and her body language show that she…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings obliteration. I will face my fear and I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past... I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

    Okay look, I'd been reading Dune on and off – more off than on – since February this…

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  • Henry Danger: The Movie

    Henry Danger: The Movie

    ★★

    It all just kinda happened...

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

    “Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?”

    On my seventh rewatch, I figured out what the best way to watch this film is to get the full experience. It has to be when you are borderline falling asleep, in bed, sandwiched in blankets, watching this not on streaming, but on DVD, so that the quality reminisces the 2000’s movie night nostalgia, and quoting every line while falling asleep…

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  • It's What's Inside

    It's What's Inside

    ★★★★½

    "You're acting like a different person."
    "Look at me. I am a different person."

    What an absolute mindfuck of a film. I saw the trailer when it was released and had since forgotten the majority of it and I'm so glad I did because going into this blind was truly a fun, shocking, trippy experience. Visually, this is one of my favorite-looking films I've watched. The picture-changing scenes and the red spotlight showing who's who are only two of the…

  • The Merry Gentlemen

    The Merry Gentlemen

    ★★½

    We all know why we are watching this don’t even try to say it’s for the Christmas spirit.