Bisexual panic intensifies

What if Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf was made for FUCKING MORONS

Funny, weird, wicked, sick 
Sags in the middle but it’s not even 90 minutes so

Oh yeah it’s like cool and iconic 
But the shouting gets to me
Great ending tho

Funnier than Evil Dead 2 and very fast paced 
Just not that well put together

Even the stronger segments would be meh in another VHS movie
Bonestorm is cool though
Wish it was shot better

Segments ranked worst to best 

4. Overarching narrative (vicious circles)

3. Parallel Monsters 

2. Dante The Great

1. Bonestorm

Boring and tawdry  
By this one in the double bill, I knew what to expect and was still disappointed 
This film isn’t interested in being unique, it’s instead a painful remake of one of the greatest pieces of science fiction television
The cold, black and white, grim ambience of the original is lost for a Technicolor nightmare that fails to imitate iconic shots and scenes 
When I saw David Whittaker had contributed to the script I was excited 
But I was wrong, dead wrong

Being garbage on purpose doesn’t make the garbage any less garbage

It made me chuckle

Starts off strong, seemingly throwing off the shackles of being tied to “Doctor Who” to be just a fun science fiction romp. Eventually, it screeches to a halt, with a less talented writer unable to adapt Terry Nation’s nonsense in an interesting way

Ohhh! I thought you was in a hurry! 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Everyone involved should be ashamed