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Confessions of a Shopaholic 2009
whenever I feel a panic attack coming on I will stare at this picture of josh holloway which seems to trigger some type of inherent calming sensation within me and if that doesn’t work i’ll put on this movie and i’ll typically calm down by the time hugh dancy appears at the hot dog stand but unfortunately this time neither of these tried and true methods had any efficacy and I watched this entire movie with my heart racing like it was a psychological thriller and not a movie about a girl addicted to buying ugly shoes
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Phantom Thread 2017
my entire day is also ruined if people make noise near me or tell me I have to attend a function in the near future
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The Conjuring 2013
the ghosts were mad because they were hoping someone with taste would move in and at the very least give the house a fresh coat of paint
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011
this is the footage republicans think was uncovered from planned parenthood
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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The Princess Bride 1987
buttercup just standing there while westley gets fuckin ripped to shreds by that giant rat...go girl give us nothing!
