Who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of half naked men fighting and plotting to be with Juliette Binoche over the course of two hours ? 
I was surprised at how into this I was considering how stoned I was . It did help it was a fairly simple story when I was expecting something more dense . 
This was a positive. 
I did spend a lot of the first part of the movie thinking “ why doesn’t anyone recognise him “ ? But if you just push that aside you’ll enjoy this . 
I did chuckle at all the young muscle boys peacocking around in their little scarves no shirts . It was like Melbourne in the early spring . 
I really have to single out Binoche my queen who I thought was incredible. One scene in particular with Fiennes was a standout . As for Fiennes what a year he is having between this and conclave . Also massive respect for how ripped he got for this and even more respect for getting your dick out once more . 
It’s good to be the king .