Embarrassingly sincere, awkwardly unfunny, depressingly derivative, desperately predictable. Feels like a contractual obligation for everyone from The Rock Johnson to the clearly overworked and uninspired CGI artists. Effectively a 90s direct to video superhero movie but with flashier graphics, it doesn’t have an original idea or character in there and the script is cringingly awful. I didn’t expect much but this still fell short.

And the less said said about that dude in the hawk outfit the better…