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  Goopy Geer 1932

  ★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Well, that sure was... something. Okay, let's break this down:

  It's a "singing and dancing" short, but it didn't irritate me as much as it usually does, seeing as, from what I can gather, Goopy's whole character is that he's meant to be a professional piano player and entertainer, so it makes sense. Plus, there's also a decent amount of setpieces and characters it constantly changes focus to, so it had variety on its side, even if it's very light…

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  Under the Bed 2012

  ★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  I don't know if I'm just jaded from my exhausting watch-through of the entire PARANORMAL ACTIVITY series, but this entry in the "suburban horror for white people" genre really didn't do a lot for me. I mean... it's not as boring as a PA film, but that's a low bar to clear.

  I did really like the brotherly dynamic of the two leads: it was a refreshing change of pace from the usual approach of a lot of films where…

Popular reviews

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  My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Sunset's Backstage Pass 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2023

  I can't believe they decided to lean into the whole "Sonata loves tacos" meme. 😅🌮

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  Nanoshark 2024

  ½ Watched 16 Oct 2024 1

  Wow: I had low expectations going into this already, and this somehow failed to live up to even those. It's a film that is 5% stock footage of blood moving through blood vessels with a static shark model, a crappy toy submarine (that notably doesn't even have its propeller moving) and female characters in bikinis superimposed over it, and 95% brutally-unfunny comedy that makes THANKSKILLING look like AIRPLANE!.

  Oh, and there are no lasers either. The poster lies to you.