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Recent reviews

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  Tarzan 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2021

  A really good movie, but I gotta take a point off for the footfetish.

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  Wish Dragon 2021

  ★½ Watched 03 Jul 2021

  Really really aggressively mediocre

Popular reviews

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  Avatar 2009

  ★½ Watched 05 Mar 2020

  Never saw this movie, and there was no reason to. Took 3 days to get through it. Like I get it was technically impressive, but the world, the story, the characters, it's either been done before, wasn't interesting or both. All the creature designs look like theyre made in fucking spore. Kinda sucked. Don't get the hype.

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  Joker 2019

  ★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2020

  The whole movie is about this comedian moving into a new town, and he's pretty good at doing jokes. But he gets so good at doing jokes that he announces that he's gonna do da big joke. No one has ever dared to do da big joke, but this guy is gonna do it, so they call him da joker baby. After alot of buildup, he goes on stage to do da big joke. And lemme just tell ya ladies and gentlemen, no spoilers from me, but this guy, he's no joke, he's da joker baby.

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